A sense of mortality!

Isn't it funny the way which having Children change's us!

I'm not just talking about the head on collision with gravity ( boobs, bum and tum!)
The inability to drink more than 1/2 a glass of wine without feeling smashed!
The loss of all sense of time! I only gave birth yesterday, so she cant be 20months already!....Yet haven't i known her all my life!
Nor the complete loss of marbles.....
Supermarket cashier - '' that will be £65 please madam''
Me - ''Bollox I've left my purse at home!''
'' Shit and my door keys!''
'' F**k AND my phone!''
And I'm not even going to mention the complete lack of fitness and the near coronary attack after walking 1/2 mile up a 90degree hill to wait 20mins in the cold with a bad tempered baby for Nanny to come home with a spare key!

No!
I'm talking about an inability to watch horror/ disaster movies without balling my eyes out and having nightmares for a week!......even if the film is really crap or supposed to be funny!
Because i do not want my baby to drown in a tidal wave, get eaten by a vampire or turn into a zombie!

x K

N.b This post was inspired by Sundays 'Doctor Who' and yesterdays viewing of '2012'

Picnic in Hyde park!

Have you ever spent the day grazing on snack food, drinking fizzy wines, watching the roller bladers and the people on the pedalo's...( I personally don't do floating vessels smaller that a ferry!) playing bat and ball.......realising its easier when you play it on holiday in the sea, where diving for the ball is less painful!!! Chatting with old friends you haven't seen in aaaaages! Getting excited that one of them will be getting hitched in 2wks time!........You haven't!.....Well then i thoroughly recommend it!



The beautiful bride to be......With straight hair!!!!!! I'm still freaked out!.....And rather envious that my hair NEVER goes that straight! .......and cant believe she got away with not having to wear any silly bride to be paraphernalia covered with willies!!!!!

x K